Big Bertha Thing invite

Cosmic Ray Series

Possible Real World System Constructs

http://www.bigberthathing.com/invite.html

Access page to 55K Zip File

Astrophysics net ring access site

Newsgroup Reviews including alt.politics.bush

301 files from newsone.net newsgroup posting activities. (Model

format)

60 Newsgroup postings were deleted, after 15 hours.

There were claims of major hacker attack,

which turned to abashed embarassment.

It turned out that the NSP owner,

had sent out a world-wide posting.

It invited all users, who had forgotten their passwords,

to just leave it blank. Then a new confirmation password

would be sent. Cinderela was invited to the ball.

Thank you,

Tony Lance

Big Bertha Thing format

Anybody heard of the fly-paper trap?

Where all the flies are collected, in an unsightly mess,

hanging from the kitchen ceiling.

The expensive version is the lizard with a long tongue,

that retracts after each catch.

Take an uncensored version of a usenet newsgroup,

show the subject line of each thread header,

with the total number of postings and the net

number of postings after extracts.

Put the total number of extracts, in the first line,

at the top of the list of postings.

Anyone wishing to search the extracts clicks on it

and finds each person extracted with 2 lines each.

The first line shows the number of thread headers

and the second the number of replies.

Further clicks go down to posting level.

Extract everyone with more than 1000 postings

on any single newsgroup, from all newsgroups.

Examples of the fly-paper trap can be found on:-

http://www.bigberthathing.com/news.html

http://www.bigberthathing.com/want04.html

Tony Lance

tonylance_at_bigberthathing.com

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From: Tony Lance <judemarie_at_bigberthathing.co.uk>

Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro,sci.space.policy

Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing redoubt

Date: Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:37:41 +0100

Big Bertha Thing warlord

The last time I heard that an apology given under duress was valid,

was in the Monty Python' comedy sketch on the Spanish Inquisition.

Everytime anyone said Spanish Inquisition,

then 3 red cardinals turned up to organise it.

What do I have in comon with a Texas cattle baron?

He thinks that he is a bigger liar than I am. I think I am.

What does a drill sargeant have in comon with a chinese warlord?

He says that the sun will not rise tomorrow. His men believe it.

What is the difference between a Texas cattle baron and a

chinese warlord? The one knows he is lying. The other has never had

the problem.